Junos

A very cool Keyboard.....
A place in Alaska and a movie with the chick from Trailer Park Boys.
also see.........
A Big joke to "award" the "best" music in "Canada".

Maybe they should have an award for band with most members having rubbie beards that are "indie" and play vintage gear in stupid lumberjack jackets.
Or which producer who does the most blow (Any guesses? We know who.....and good shit too!)
Biggest sell-outs would be a good category, lots of competition for that.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! Why did Zappa have to leave us?

Time to shake things up, people.

How about an award for the trippy acid freak out record?
Which female singer/songwriter has the best tits/ass?
Sloppiest drumming (no pro-tools beat matching fucks!) KITTIE! OLP! Thornley! Billy Talent-less!

Where is the sloppyness in the junos? Other than on the beards of all the rock bands, or on their shirts.

I bet they fucking stink!!! They sure have no chops. The best players are Nelly Furtado's backing band, and listen to the SHIT they have to deal with playing to earn a living.

What an atrocity music has become.

We need another RUSH, or Max Webster from Canada..... not another bunch of chumps.