Another Ten Reasons For The Outfits

Because we want to still be able to go to the mall when we are super
>>> famous.
>>>
>>> We are too ugly to show our real faces.
>>>
>>> We are burnt to a crisp underneath from a freebasing accident in
>>> Dynamo's Den.
>>>
>>> The better for tripping you out, our dears.
>>>
>>>
>>> So we can shape-shift in peace, without scaring people.
>>>
>>> We are 10th degree free-masons who must remain anonymous for fear of
>>> being ousted.
>>>
>>> Because one day everybody will look like we do, to blend in when the
>>> providers come to reclaim their planet form us.
>>>
>>> Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt costumes were out of stock.
>>>
>>>It is our religious garb. The source has made us promise that we will wear them always in exchange for our super-powers.
>>>
>>> "You want to see a costume? I'll show you a bleeding costume,
>>> (insert swearing here)!!!!!