Dynamo and Badnutbeats

Rhythmism.com - Dynamo & Badnutbeats - Mini US Tour

2010-08-05T15:37:00.000-04:00

In case you didn't know yet, we're heading to the United States for some shows this month.

Aug 12 @ Public Assembly (70 6th St. North, Brooklyn, NY) - 11:30pm

Aug 13 @ Lit Lounge (93 2nd Ave, NYC) - 9pm

Aug 14 @ Muddy River Jam Festival (Salem County Fairgrounds, Woodstown, NJ) - 12:30am (oh yeah tweakers, look out.)

Rhythmism.com - Dynamo & Badnutbeats - Mini US Tour

Clubbing

2009-05-06T14:38:00.001-04:00

Rubbing

Snubbing

Fubbing

Clubbing

Gluteus Minimus

2009-04-30T13:09:00.002-04:00

Lack of gluteus maximus muscles in the human body resulting in lack of the features which produce an exciting butt or bum.

This is sometimes reffered to as a butter cutter, if on the body of a female.

Marching for Mary Jane

2009-04-30T11:35:00.002-04:00

The big march at Queen's Park in Toronto this weekend will be a blast (off into outer space)
What a great cause to support, legalizing the sacred herb that brings people together.
It is about time. 12 noon to be exact.
D&BNB FULLY SUPPORT the decriminalizationof cannabis and cannabis related products for both medicinal and non-medicinal use.

We will be in disguise amongst the crowd to join in protest (dressed as human beings)
It is a prelude to our involvement in the Toronto Cannabis Cup at the Latvian Centre on June 13th, where we will do an exciting set in full costume, complete with psychadelic projections and a big bag of grass.

There, with that being said WHEN IS THE ACID MARCH????????
Or the Mushroom March.....

You wanna see change? Swallow a tab or a cap.

No Vagina

2009-04-28T14:14:00.000-04:00

Are we human, or are we dancer?

We have no vagina, what does that mean?

Little Vagina

2009-04-28T14:13:00.000-04:00

Vagina

Big Vagina

2009-04-28T14:10:00.000-04:00

VAGINA

Another Ten Reasons For The Outfits

2009-04-28T13:59:00.002-04:00

Because we want to still be able to go to the mall when we are super
>>> famous.
>>>
>>> We are too ugly to show our real faces.
>>>
>>> We are burnt to a crisp underneath from a freebasing accident in
>>> Dynamo's Den.
>>>
>>> The better for tripping you out, our dears.
>>>
>>>
>>> So we can shape-shift in peace, without scaring people.
>>>
>>> We are 10th degree free-masons who must remain anonymous for fear of
>>> being ousted.
>>>
>>> Because one day everybody will look like we do, to blend in when the
>>> providers come to reclaim their planet form us.
>>>
>>> Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt costumes were out of stock.
>>>
>>>It is our religious garb. The source has made us promise that we will wear them always in exchange for our super-powers.
>>>
>>> "You want to see a costume? I'll show you a bleeding costume,
>>> (insert swearing here)!!!!!

Ten Swingin' Things

2009-04-28T13:55:00.002-04:00

1. Adult Toys

2. Peter Erskine

3. Voting

4. Tax Returns

5. Spelt Pasta

6. Blunts

7. Manhatten Transfer

8. TTC Transfers

9. Sunshine After the Rain

10. Charelston Dancing

Flower of Life

2009-03-30T14:23:00.002-04:00

After staring at it for a while, I gotta say....I still can't see the Reptillian let alone the chinese dragon-dog.
That worm-hole just isn't going to open itself up.
Guess its time to try again.

What do you do?

2009-03-30T14:19:00.002-04:00

Hi there.....
What's your name?
I'm so glad to meet you, so where are you from?
And how's life for you? Do you like what you do?
So, anyway.....What do you do?
Did you go to school for that?
How much did it cost?
Must have been lots.
I hope it pays off!!!!
It's a nice party. I'm having a great time!!!
Hope you are too.

Me? I don't work. I just play some gigs for money.
I'm starting to write music.
Maybe one day I'll make movies.

Making Beats

2009-03-25T13:07:00.002-04:00

Everybody is making beats
They are taking treats
From baking sheets
Re-pressed and weak
A wasted sneak
You pay for the next week
Until the next time you are making beats
And you need more treats
To accomplish these feats

Junos

2009-03-24T09:37:00.002-04:00

A very cool Keyboard.....
A place in Alaska and a movie with the chick from Trailer Park Boys.
also see.........
A Big joke to "award" the "best" music in "Canada".

Maybe they should have an award for band with most members having rubbie beards that are "indie" and play vintage gear in stupid lumberjack jackets.
Or which producer who does the most blow (Any guesses? We know who.....and good shit too!)
Biggest sell-outs would be a good category, lots of competition for that.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! Why did Zappa have to leave us?

Time to shake things up, people.

How about an award for the trippy acid freak out record?
Which female singer/songwriter has the best tits/ass?
Sloppiest drumming (no pro-tools beat matching fucks!) KITTIE! OLP! Thornley! Billy Talent-less!

Where is the sloppyness in the junos? Other than on the beards of all the rock bands, or on their shirts.

I bet they fucking stink!!! They sure have no chops. The best players are Nelly Furtado's backing band, and listen to the SHIT they have to deal with playing to earn a living.

What an atrocity music has become.

We need another RUSH, or Max Webster from Canada..... not another bunch of chumps.

Cookie Monster

2009-03-19T13:47:00.002-04:00

How does the guy who does the voice for cookie monster find the time to be the lead singer of SO MANY metal bands?
He must be doing really well for himself with all those gigs.
Way to go metal community for embracing our blue friend on his metal path!
Whenever we are feeling down, we just throw on some of that good stuff and all of a sudden we feel really great about ourselves again.
Now we know why the black cloak of modern metal covers so many.

"COOKIE!!!!"

Bunny Hash

2009-03-19T13:36:00.004-04:00

Bunnies just hop around and make no sound.
They find the bits of weed left on the ground.
Instead of smoking it they just chomp it down.
It comes out the other end pressed and brown.
Now you got some hash pieces on the ground.

No Rice Come With?

2009-03-19T13:28:00.003-04:00

Dynamo always gets served last when we eat asian food together.
BadNut gets the rice, even though it no come with.
And Dynamo orders egg noodles, but he gets physically sickened by the sight and smell of eggs.
BadNut gets sickened byDynamo not liking eggs, as they are a high source of protien and essential omega fatty acids (which help break down bad cholesteral in the human body) and how else is he getting rid of that stuff?
Strange actions from even stranger characters, and just another lunch with D&BNB.

Why The Outfits?

2009-03-19T10:39:00.002-04:00

In the words of a great profit, Neil Peart: "Why are we here? Because we 're here. Roll the bones, roll the bones. Why does it happen? Because it happens. Roll the bones, roll the bones.

Also, it makes for more exciting movie/cartoon/comic book hero type characters when it hits large. Hey, if Slipknot can do it with metal, we can do it with live-tronica.

And we still have massive chunks of Blue-Man Group in our fecal matter every morning, after coffee.

They are super limp.

Universe

2009-03-19T10:35:00.001-04:00

Bu adam Evren, kim kadar tüm berbat en iyi bant gidiyor için kullanılan adı ile oynardık.

Nigel

2009-03-19T10:31:00.002-04:00

We tried making plans for him, but he was like: "I'll be in L.A."
Then he had the nerve to ask for a 90 degree clamp for an electronic drum rack.
He's lucky we have so many, or else he would have no pad where his floor tom should go.
Then how would he play those fast R&B crossover-single kick licks that he loves to flaunt?

The Void

2009-03-19T10:22:00.002-04:00

We remember being in The Void.
Those days seem like so long ago.
Free food, as much single malt scotch you could handle.
Boot-legging, and leg-booting we're common in those days.

The only thing left from those days is "Titantric", which has changed so much anyway.
You wouldn't even know that we did it in The Void.

Lights, Camera, Action

2009-03-18T08:34:00.000-04:00

We are holding auditions for actors who will play us in a movie.
Only apply if you have skill and experience in/with the following areas/things:

Baby-Sitting (Artists and Otherwise)
Smiling (fake and genuine)
Working all the Time
Taking the subway for Two and a Half Hours a Day.....Every Day! For Years
or
Waiting in Bad Traffic both ways to and from work while you waste gas
Loving America
Hating America
Loving America Again
LovingCanada
Hating the Prime Minister
Loving Canada Some more
Failing to get the Grants you Applied for to make you CD
Failing to get any Grants
Applying for Passports
Applying for Driver's License
Applying for Welfare
Being Broke-Ass While You Make Art
Moving Home to Mom's
Practicing Your Ass off All the Time
Having to Get Yet Another "Real" Job
Riding the Subway For Two and aHalf Hours Every Day.....AGAIN!
Eating Out for Lunch everyday
Finding Healthy Food to Eat While Out
Settling on Subs Over and Over Again
Making Packages
Delivering Packages
Having Big Packages
Postering/Flyering
Limo Riding with Girls
Concert Band
Stage Band/Big Band/Jazz Trio
Competition in Above
Orchestral Tympanist/Tubular Bell Playing
Xylophone/Marimba Acrobatics
Drum Corp Marching/ Baton Wielding/Spinning
Gong Bowing/ Striking in the Swiss method
Ice Hockey at a Fast and Violent Pace
Lohan Hands Shaolin Kung-Fu
Wing Chun
Tai-CHi
Qi-Qong
Judo
Tae Kwon Do
French Cuisine
Italian Cusine
New York Style Deli
Bartending/Bussing
Set Decoration/Art Dpt.
Shoe Sales (Chinese Employer Only)
Running From Skinheads/Neo-Nazis Through Farm Fields/Suburban Areas
Free Jazz Drumming
Expensive Jazz Drumming
Jamming
Drum Teching For Terry Bozzio, Building His Kit for Three Hours......
Comedic Acting
Krya Yoga
Ashtanga Yoga
Hatha Yoga
Buddhism
Hinduism
Islam
Christianity
Judaism
Daoism
Ryssian Breathing Methods
Systema (Russian Martial Arts)
Tap Dancing
Modern Dance
Ballet
Falling In With the Wrong Crowd
Hanging Out with Above Too Much (minimum two years experience with:)
Cocaine (smoked/snorted)
Heroin (smoked/snorted)
LSD/LSA (Liquid or Blotter)
PCP (paste)
GHB
2CB
Ketamine
MDMA (pure and laced with other things)
Psylocibin Mushrooms (from all corners of the globe)
Amnita Muscaria
THC (Weed, Hashish, Hash Oil, Hippie Crack)
Performing Live on (any/all) the above
Performed with Evren on Any/All of the Above
Coffee
Tea (Black, Green, White)
Weight Training
Running/Jogging/Walking
Rowing/Rock Climbing/Cliff Jumping
Biking/Hiking/Oasis Diving
Water-Skiing/Skiing/Snowboarding
Fishing/Ice Fishing
Smoking Tobacco (all forms)
Chewing Tobacco (cherry or otherwise)
Snorting Tobacco (snuff)
Drinking Straight: Vodka
Whiskey
Rum
Absynth
Jagermeister
All Beers (including obscure Thai beers)
Moonshine
Writing Poetry
Drawing
Painting
Sculpting
Architecture
Math
Fractal Geometry
Engineering
Chemistry
Forensic Psychology
Brotherhood (Big Only)
Hot Sauce Consumption Hip Hop
Gangta Rap
Female Singer Songwriter Backing
Big Boobie Grabbing (fake and genuine)
Gangbanging (on XBOX360)
Dealin'
Wheelin'
Ballin'
Shot Callin'
Brawlin'
Chillin'
Illin'
and COD4 killin'

Putting up with crap from customers at the local music store where you work so they can play their shitty music at some dump later that evening to brain-less morons paying $5 for cover.
(You get what you pay for)

Art Appreciation
Music Appreciation
Music Critiquing/Non-Appreciation
Music Mocking
Fast Talking
Shocking the Public
Shopping at Holt's
Shopping at Goodwill
Getting Married
Doin' it
Teaching
Preaching
Reaching
Breaching
Swagging
Bragging
Dragging (c'mon Queens)

Glowing in the Dark
Glowing in the Light
Eating pizza every day for six months
Having Stinkfoot (and dealing with the odours of said foot odour so the wife can deal with you)
Listening to "Stinkfoot" by Frank Zappa

Trying to Convince People that You Are Going to "Make It"
Convincing Yourself of Above

Being Human
Making Mistakes
Being More Human Than Human
Being Inhumane
Being Insane
Predicting the death of Kurt Cobain (when he went missing)
Not Even Liking Nirvana (until doing drugs late in life), Not Even aTiny Bit...
LOVING PRIMUS !!!!!!!
Having Master Drumming Class with Bill Bruford, Billy Cobham, Roy Haynes
Royal Conservatory Piano (all grades)

Getting dressed up like freaks to play music
Being Compared to Blue Man Group (even though they sit when they pee, and we have HUNKS of them in our stool, and there is only two of us, anf they need a backing band, amd they are not even scary at all, and my little sister drums better, and she is only tiny) when clearly there are only two of us...... no copies.

also.........

Watching Every Episode of "The Two Coreys" and "Gene Simmons Family Jewels"
Psst, got any "Soma"?
Meeting Gene Simmons
Watching your Wife Dancing with Gene Simmons
Getting Poked in the Eye By Gene While He Attemps to Place His Sunglasses on Your Head

As well as those qualifications, you must be easy going, charming, witty, and hilarious all the time.
Over 5' 10"-under 6' 2"

Fit, Fun and Fabulous!

Please forward your package to :

D&BNB: The Movie
c/o Carolina Bassett C.S.A.
10439 Studio Park Drive
Van Nuys, CA USA
90341

Our people will be in touch with you if you are being considered.

Thanks you,

Dynamo and BadNut

LS9

2009-03-17T10:57:00.000-04:00

300lb snake box.....bring the 5D.

Peeps and Poops

2009-03-17T10:38:00.003-04:00

When you gotta go..........you gotta go.

Peeps and Poops

2009-03-17T10:38:00.001-04:00

When you gotta go..........you gotta go.

Meeps And Moops

2009-03-17T09:41:00.000-04:00

When your feeling down, your meeps.
When you are moping, you are moops.

Butter Cutter

2009-03-17T09:34:00.000-04:00

When everything is nice "but her cutter".